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Welcome to my neck of the Internet.

This website replaces my UVM website as the main location to find out about me. It will eventually give you my complete history on the Internet, as well as some notable information about me in real life.

In the meantime, though, it is merely an upscale (read: styled) replica of my original website at UVM.

Warning. This dungeon is dangerous.
Avoid the ducks. Take any gold you find.
Do not take any of the diamonds,
they are explosive and will destroy anything within ten meters.
You have been warned. ☞