Gordon P. Hemsley



Welcome to my neck of the Internet.

My name is Gordon P. Hemsley. Since the mid-1990s, I have been known online as GPHemsley.

By day, I am a student of linguistics. By night, I am a developer of Web tools. And every time in between, I am an aficionado of The Beatles and an expert on The Wizard of Oz.

This place is still fully under construction, so there are many things that are not yet available, but please come in and look around. You might find something interesting to read.

Warning. This dungeon is dangerous.
Avoid the ducks. Take any gold you find.
Do not take any of the diamonds,
they are explosive and will destroy anything within ten meters.

You have been warned.